It's hot. How hot is it? So hot...I won't even go there. The late Johnny Carson used to do that bit on The Tonight Show, with jokes about the heat that tied in with products like Nestea and old Burger King ads that you'd have to explain the now-obscure references to anyone under age 30 or so.
This headline from Weather.com sums it up: More Sweltering Heat for the Weekend. Looking at the temps across the map of the United States, it's hot pretty much everywhere, except for that coast on the left.
Don't worry: these 14 ways to cool down will definitely do the trick. If not, just take a cold shower.